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[ Two thousand years ago and more,
Julius Caesar, as the head of his Roman legion, ]

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[ came, saw and conquered
the land of the Gauls. ]

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[ after a long and bitter struggle. ]

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[ The resistance was led by Vercingetorige.
And this valiant young leader... ]

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[ was forced to lay down his arms
at the feet of Caesar. ]

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[ lt's an historical fact that Caesar had
a lot of Gaul but he didn't have it all. ]

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[ One little region held out.
A fortified village surrounded by the... ]

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[ entrenched Romans. ]

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[ and it is in this village
that we shall meet the hero... ]

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[ of our tale –
The mighty warrior Asterix. ]

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[ There he is now, about to go hunting
for wild boar, their habit. ]

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- You'll be back soon Asterix ?
- Yes l'll be back in time for dinner.

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Ah, something tells me there are
Romans around here.

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- What hit me ?
- They're the Gaul favorite key.

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[ The occupation of Gaul, as we see,
was no Roman holiday. ]

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[ At HamSweetham, the legion
leader , Bonus Belonus, was meditating. ]

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Hail Bonus Belonus !

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The patrol is back.

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Hail Patroleum Popus, hail!
Let's hear the report !

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- Hail Bonus Belonus.
- Hail...

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By Jupiter,
What happened to you, men?

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How did you get so badly beaten?
Were you outnumbered ?

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Well, well
Were we outnumbered ?

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Outnumbered?
l wouldn't say that.

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There was a boy.

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Yeah, there was.
And he wasn't too big either.

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By Jupiter - there is a
deep secret to the Gaelic strength.

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Well, Asterix,
anything special happened ?

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- Oh, no!
Oh, yes! l crowned four Romans.

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- Oh, that all ?
- Hey, Obelix, how would you like some roast boar ?

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- Oh sure, just got a couple
of these to drop off.

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Yum yum roast boars.

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l guess the Romans were furious.

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They are going to attack us
again you'll see.

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Why worry as long as Panoramix
can cook up his magic potion.

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That reminds me this is my ration day,
let's go see the old Druid.

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Come along Obelix ?

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Asterix!
You know we mustn't waste food.

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Hear that ! That's him cutting
mistletoe with his golden sickle.

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Panoramix, Druid ?

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- What's the matter Panoramix ?
- You scared me, you made me...

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cut my finger with my sickle.

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Oh! Sorry Panoramix.
l've come to get my ration of para-potion.

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Shhh, it's a secret, come with me !

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With stirring motion l mix the potion
that gives us our magic powers.

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The magic potion that increases
your strength a thousand fold.

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Exactly what do you put
into that potion, old druid ?

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The origin of the potion is lost
in the darkness of the ages.

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A Druid can only repeat the secret
to another druid, all that l can tell you...

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Is there contained mistletoe and lobster,
the lobster is not necessary?

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but it tastes good.

52
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- Can l have some too ?
- No Obelix, no no you know you can't !

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You fell into a pot when
you were just a baby and the effects...

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of the potion on you
are permanent, you know that!

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Why don't you try out the effects
of the potion for us ?

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Sure here l go.

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lt works, old druid it works!

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Those poor poor Romans,
how sorry l feel for them.

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[ And now let us see
what the Romans are up to. ]

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And in spite of our siege,
these Gauls go on defying us !

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lf they are going to fight
one against four it isn't fair !

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They'll make the foul of us.

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- We have to find out the secret of their power.
- You're right Marcus Sallibus.

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l must have a volunteer, who will
go and spy on the Gauls ?

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With so many volunteers,
l have decided...

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to choose the spy by
playing musical chairs.

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[ This game, which has come to us
down through the ages, ]

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[ was played with one chair less ]

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[ than there were legionnaires ... ]

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[ When the music stopped... ]

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lt's Caligolaminus !
lt's Caligolaminus !

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- No, no, l won't go!
- Caesar will reward you, Caligolaminus!

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No, not me!

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Either you volunteer
or l will feed you to the lions.

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- lf you insist, l'll go.
- Make a Gaul out of Caligolaminus.

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[ Meanwhile in the Gaelic village... ]

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Men, it's a long time now since we last
heard from the Romans, that's a bad sign.

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We must be vigilant and remember
to get your ration of the potion.

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- Hooray for Tunabrix, our chief !
- Hooray for Tunabrix, our chief !

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- Chief !
- Yes, Obelix ?

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Panoramix won't give me any potion,
that's not fair. Because l feel weak.

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- You weak ?
- Oh, my! Oh, my!
- Here comes Stop-the-music !

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l shall now sing a lay
in honour of Gaelic courage !

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Barbarians, they can't
appreciate my art.

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- Caligolaminus is now ready !
- Good, lets go and see.

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Put him in chains.

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You're going for a stroll near the village
of the Gauls, when the Gauls see you ...

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they'll come and rescue you, and
then you'll be within their gates.

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You'll learn the secret of their strength.

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- Now how do you like my plan ?
- Well just between us l don't understand.

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Take him to the enemy.

92
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Hey, hey, now easy, man!
Easy, easy, will you?
I am a fake prisoner.

93
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l'm a real Roman.
l'm a Roman, hey !

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- l'd like to get into a good fight.

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- Yeah, but don't count on it, Asterix.

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The Romans are staying close to their
camp, they're tired of getting beaten.

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What's that ?

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The sound of chains
Somebody's arriving, up the tree.

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How long are we going
to have to walk like this.

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Shut up!
I'll tell you when.

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You'll be the only one spared
when the Gauls attack, don't forget !

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- Romans coming, they've caught a little Gaul.
- Let's save him !

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l feel better.

104
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Why don't we wake them up,
we can begin to give.

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No come on, it's getting late.
- Come along little fellow.

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Mis...
Mission accomplished.

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- Well, lets take off his chains.
- But you can't do it without tools.

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Tools, tools, Tools?
Who needs tools ?

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Well, who are you ?

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I am Cali...
Calix ... Calix-liminix.

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l... I live in Lutetia.

112
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But the Romans and Gauls
live in peace there, don't they ?

113
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Well, in there, I ... I appear so foxy,
and that they think l must be a spy.

114
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The Romans take you for a spy ?
Are they stupid ?

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[ The heroic patrol, commanded by
Marcus Sallibus... ]

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[ returns to the camp At HamsweetHam. ]

117
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Oh hail, the Gauls came they saw
and they freed Caligolaminus.

118
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What a great victory for us !

119
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l hope that Caligolaminus will come
back to us in a single piece.

120
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l hope so for him otherwise
l'll grind his pieces to pieces.

121
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And throw him to the lions.
- Poor ...Minus.

122
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We're approaching the village, there
you'll be safe.

123
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There's only us Gauls.

124
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Oh, great !

125
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- Hey, Asterix and Obelix they brought company !
- l wonder who it is.

126
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You'll have to meet our
chief, the great Tunabrix.

127
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Where are the Romans?
Let me at them !
Where are the Romans ?

128
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Here we are!

129
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l bid you welcome brother and
l hope you'll feel at home.

130
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Well, thanks.

131
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And now l shall carol a song of welcome.

132
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- Stroll around the village till supper.
- All right.

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l'll find out what sort of tools
these Gauls use to work their metal.

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- Hey, come on Obelix , that's all!
- Here it is, coming right up.

135
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Gosh!
They really are strong !

136
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There must be a secret to this power.

137
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Caligoliminix !
Supper's ready !

138
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- Roast boar.
- Roast boar ?

139
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ls there a secret to your
super human strength ?

140
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Yup, but we can't tell it.

141
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Why don't you eat ?
lt'll get cold otherwise.

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Why can't you tell me what the secret is ?
- Because it's a secret.

143
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lt's not fair !

144
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lf we Gauls can't share
our secrets, what's the use ?

145
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lf l was as strong as you l could get past
the Roman line...

146
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and get back to my home in Lutetia.

147
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- What do you think?
- Well l say let's finish his roast boar.

148
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- My relatives are probably worried.
- Well lets go and see the Druid.

149
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Panoramix !
Panoramix !

150
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- Ouch!

151
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What do you want now, Asterix ?

152
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Me, nothing, but our new friend Caligolaminus
want to know why we're so strong.

153
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lt's out of the question!
Absolutely out of the question.

154
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But l have to get back home
and go back to work.

155
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What do you work at ?

156
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l'm a guide, l guide for Lutetia
by night. National tourism.

157
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No ! No !
And No!

158
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All right, l get it, you don't want me.

159
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l'll get to Lutetia anyway and
if the Romans throw me to the lions...

160
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at each bite l'll say,
''You can blame Panoramix the Druid !

161
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You can blame Panoramix the Druid !
You can blame Panoramix the Druid !

162
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- Oh Well, all right !
- Come back Caligoliminix !

163
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Come back, Caligoliminix !

164
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All right, l'll show you the secret of our power,
l'll even give you a portion of a potion.

165
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lt's a secret you can drink?

166
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Go call the others, Asterix.

167
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Get your magic potion !
Come and get your potion !

168
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Come and get your potion !

169
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- Magic ?
- Potion ?

170
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Come and get your potion !
- Magic ?

171
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- Potion ?
- The magic potion ?

172
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A portion of this potion, can give you
the necessary strength to return...

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to Lutetia.
But the effects of it disappear quickly.

174
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lt tastes like vegetable soup.
But l can make it taste like other things...

175
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Lamb barbecue, clam chowder,
cheese omelette, steak and onions...

176
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The super banana cream pie.

177
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But l don't feel anything special.

178
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Why don't you try lifting up that rock ?

179
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But l'd never be able to.

180
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Hey little fellow, you have
to be careful anyway.

181
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- What are we going to do now ?
- Were going to dance.

182
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Lets the dance now begin !

183
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Take your places !

184
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Step to the right !

185
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And step to the left !

186
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Left row forward, right row back !

187
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Mark your places,
reach your partner.

188
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Pull your partners moustache !

189
00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:21,360
Pull your partners moustache !

190
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These are removable moustaches,
They are the latest style in Lutetia.

191
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Your are no Gaul,
you're a Roman spy.

192
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Get the Roman !

193
00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:44,220
lt's no use Asterix, remember
he just drank the potion.

194
00:22:44,390 --> 00:22:46,380
lt's because of your potion he escapes.

195
00:22:46,550 --> 00:22:51,000
By my golden sickle, you are the one
who insisted that l give him some.

196
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Lets forget it, he didn't learn much
and the effect will disappear soon.

197
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Hail Bonus Belonus !

198
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:12,480
l've learnt the secret of the Gauls.
lt's a magic potion.

199
00:23:12,570 --> 00:23:15,320
- Where is this potion ?
- Here here here !

200
00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:19,890
Come along Caligolaminus, l want to see
what effects this potion produces.

201
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Fight them !

202
00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:25,900
Fight them !

203
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,800
l said fight them !

204
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,860
- Him ?
Fight us?
By Jupiter?

205
00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:34,200
By Jupiter, he'll fight us,
we'll make mincemeat.

206
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That's that !

207
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Wonderful!
Miraculous!

208
00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:02,550
The trouble is we don't have the potion
so that we can find what it is made of!

209
00:24:02,550 --> 00:24:02,840
No, we don't!

210
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:06,240
l suggest we cut him open
just like a rabbit.

211
00:24:06,370 --> 00:24:10,330
You just try it.
Come on, you just try it.

212
00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:15,370
Your idea isn't bad,
but Caligolaminus refused to cooperate.

213
00:24:15,530 --> 00:24:18,530
Sure l refuse !

214
00:24:18,690 --> 00:24:22,930
How long is the potion effective ?

215
00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:26,020
How long ? l don't know.

216
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All right, lift that rock.

217
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There you are.

218
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What a man ! Now don't move, when
that rock gets too heavy for you, ...

219
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it'll mean the effects of the potion
have completely disappeared.

220
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[ Much, much later... ]

221
00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:23,170
Well now, you don't feel quite so strong ?
- No, not quite.

222
00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:37,500
lf l can find out what's in that potion,
l can become emperor, Bonus Caesar.

223
00:25:39,590 --> 00:25:43,110
[ We leave Bonus Belonus to his
dreams and return to the Gauls. ]

224
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- l'm going to the forest to gather mistletoe.
- Do you want me to come along ?

225
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,160
No Asterix, you stay here and
protect the village, your strength is ...

226
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:56,520
due to my potion but your intelligence
was yours from the day you were born.

227
00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:00,520
Anyhow l won't be very long.

228
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000
All right.

229
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:24,770
You Roman nincompoops !

230
00:26:31,630 --> 00:26:34,400
- We've captured the Druid.
- Oh, bonus Belonus!

231
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,250
Bravo, Julius Octopus, as a reward...

232
00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:41,300
you can have a pass to go
to Rome and see the circus.

233
00:26:41,430 --> 00:26:46,640
Rome!
l'm going to the circus !
l'm going to the circus !

234
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,390
- Druid, tell me your secret.
- The secret ? Not on your life.

235
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,150
This man must talk, get me the torturer.

236
00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,640
We'll see if he'll talk or not.

237
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:08,560
Cough !

238
00:27:08,690 --> 00:27:12,500
Come on druid ! We've been torturing
you for hours and it hasn't helped.

239
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:15,800
Surely it has!
It has helped me pass the time.

240
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:20,650
Druid, tell me the secret,
and l'll make you powerful and rich !

241
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,240
- No !
- You'll have lots of money!

242
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,310
Lots and lots and lots of money.

243
00:27:27,310 --> 00:27:29,260
No!

244
00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:38,030
The magical powers of this Druid
are much too strong for me.

245
00:27:38,110 --> 00:27:42,390
And he's so stubborn,
as stubborn as a mule.

246
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,910
What's the matter Asterix ?
You look worried.

247
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:56,000
The Druid went to gather mistletoe
and hasn't come back.

248
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,600
l'm going to go find him.

249
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,000
Be careful Asterix!

250
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,100
You had your potion a long time ago.

251
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:04,200
Well, l'll just have to trust my intelligence.

252
00:28:07,410 --> 00:28:10,370
Panoramix !

253
00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:14,700
Druid, where are you ?

254
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:22,740
Panoramix !

255
00:28:24,310 --> 00:28:29,600
Panoramix !
Panoramix !

256
00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:37,400
♪  A dealer, is off this time!

257
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:41,400
♪  I'm so sad!
It makes me cry.

258
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,650
♪  To the market,
My ox dies go.

259
00:28:44,650 --> 00:28:48,500
♪  Who will then,
carry the load...

260
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:52,400
♪  How can I
ever sell this piece.

261
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:56,080
♪  The very talk
likes a bad dream.

262
00:28:56,250 --> 00:29:00,000
♪  With thee, the idea
to burnt heart.

263
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,000
♪  How am I,
dispose my dark?

264
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:13,800
♪  On my way,
I've still bursted.

265
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,600
♪  I can't permit
my great to spoil.

266
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:21,250
♪  Without my ox,
My cart can't scroll.

267
00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:25,000
♪  Although with me,
I am a laster

268
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,550
♪  A dealer,
Without firm eyes

269
00:29:28,550 --> 00:29:32,650
♪  And I'm so sad,
Must be cry...

270
00:29:32,650 --> 00:29:36,150
♪  To the market,
My ox dies go

271
00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:40,300
♪  Who will then,
Carry the load....

272
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:48,200
You, nothing to worry about.
Don't sell your oxen.

273
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:52,750
- Then what ?
- Just sell your cart .
- What ?

274
00:29:52,930 --> 00:29:56,160
Just sell your cart and go
home with your oxen.

275
00:29:56,330 --> 00:29:59,500
What a brilliant idea that is !

276
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:05,600
Go I keep my oxen, sell my cart
to which my great I will depart....

277
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,800
Stop, stop, enough !

278
00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:13,600
Tell me, have you seen
a Druid gathering mistletoe ?

279
00:30:13,820 --> 00:30:17,550
No but l did see one being carried
in a net,

280
00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:21,250
a group of legionnaires were
taking him to HamSweetham.

281
00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:28,050
- What ? You take me to Hamsweetham.
- But that is a way out of my way !

282
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:36,800
Hamsweetham is the biggest market
around and it has a great used cart park.

283
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:40,480
How lucky for me to have met you,
Hamsweetham, here we come.

284
00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:10,130
- Why are you hiding ?
- To play a joke on my Roman pals.

285
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,600
That's great, l love jokes.

286
00:31:19,990 --> 00:31:22,790
This jackass should get
the laurel wreath for stupidity.

287
00:31:27,170 --> 00:31:31,000
- I want to know what
you are carrying in your cart ?
- Nothing.

288
00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:36,200
By Jupiter, are you laughing at me ?

289
00:31:40,340 --> 00:31:42,780
What is going on here, Cracsus Daris ?

290
00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:46,300
This sap is laughing at me.
l'll have to check his cart.

291
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:52,950
Let him enter, l know him!
He's not dangerous.

292
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,670
Oh, my hell!
Noodle heads almost got me caught.

293
00:32:13,930 --> 00:32:17,680
Here we are in camp, are you going
to play your joke now ?

294
00:32:17,890 --> 00:32:23,130
- No, it's going to be dark.
l wait till morning it'll be funnier.
- Oh sure.

295
00:32:40,790 --> 00:32:42,740
Goodnight...

296
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:58,310
l better start looking for the Druid.
Let's start there.

297
00:33:39,830 --> 00:33:45,450
- Lie down and dine.
- Oh Marcus Sallibus, my loyal right-hand.

298
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,400
We two must talk!

299
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:52,000
Thank you.
Oh, gracious Bonus!

300
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:02,400
We must get the secret recipe the
Druid has for the potion, understand ?

301
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,150
And when we do we shall be invincible,
then we shall march on Rome.

302
00:34:06,150 --> 00:34:09,800
And there we shall take the place of Caesar.

303
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,850
Julius Caesar ?

304
00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:17,490
Right friend, Julius, and the two of us
will form a powerful triumvirate.

305
00:34:26,580 --> 00:34:31,940
l have need of him now but later
I in Rome will be the triumvirate.

306
00:34:32,060 --> 00:34:38,020
l'll have him eaten by a lion in Rome,
l shall become Caesar, just me, all alone.

307
00:34:40,710 --> 00:34:44,670
This is very interesting but it doesn't
help me find Panoramix the Druid.

308
00:34:47,070 --> 00:34:49,380
Oh, he's certainly being
guarded in that tent.

309
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:56,040
l beg your pardon, l've come
to free Panoramix, my friend.

310
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,100
Don't let him get out,
he's an unconquerable Gaul.

311
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:04,520
- l'll go get some help.
- Sure go on.

312
00:35:04,650 --> 00:35:08,100
- Asterix !
- How are you ?

313
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:14,720
Have you gone mad?
Asterix, why did you come here?
You've walked into the lions ten.

314
00:35:14,890 --> 00:35:16,410
Chief ! Chief !

315
00:35:16,570 --> 00:35:19,950
These asses can't do a thing
against my magical powers.

316
00:35:20,850 --> 00:35:25,770
l know that. Let's have some fun,
with them.  l 've got a few ideas.

317
00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:30,140
Chief ! Chief !

318
00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:33,920
- Oh Bonus Belonus
- What now ?

319
00:35:33,950 --> 00:35:37,850
We've captured a Gal, a Gaul, a Gaul
in the tent, tent of the Druid.

320
00:35:37,950 --> 00:35:41,600
We need reinforcements
or the prisoner is sure to get away.

321
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:46,350
By the great Jupiter,
sound up the alarm !

322
00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:46,200
Surrender, you Gauls, if not l'll order
my brave legionaries to attack you.

323
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,400
l hope he surrenders.

324
00:36:57,930 --> 00:37:00,200
The suspense is killing me.

325
00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:18,400
l toss my weapon at your feet as
Vercingetorige, my chief, tossed his ...

326
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:23,880
at Caesar's feet, come on, l'm
surrendering. l've got no time to waste !

327
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:28,540
Seize that Gaul of whom, or l'll have
you all fed to the lions.

328
00:37:28,710 --> 00:37:31,180
- Lions ?
- Fed to the lions he said !

329
00:37:31,270 --> 00:37:32,990
And he means it too.

330
00:38:05,290 --> 00:38:09,610
Hey, what's happening ?
The camps been invaded by a Gaul.

331
00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:15,550
Well, he might have waited until
l woke up to begin his joke.

332
00:38:15,550 --> 00:38:21,660
He didn't play fair.
It's not nice either. It's not nice!

333
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:43,310
So you refuse to speak, do you Druid ?
But tomorrow on the torture rack ...

334
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,630
your friend may be a bit more gracious !

335
00:38:57,530 --> 00:39:02,700
They've no idea how loquacious l'll be.
l'll break the record for loquacit

336
00:39:04,330 --> 00:39:06,200
Shh!  They're coming !

337
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,670
Bonus Belonus wants to see you.

338
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,150
You, do you know the
secret of the magic potion ?

339
00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:45,800
- Me ? No !
- For the last time Druid...

340
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,950
give me the recipe
or l'll have your friend tortured.

341
00:39:49,990 --> 00:39:55,460
- You can't scare me Roman.
- l have confidence in the courage
of my friend Asterix.

342
00:39:56,050 --> 00:40:02,000
Well, we shall see, l want this Gaul tied
to that table, and go get the torturer.

343
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,500
Here l am, you know my
motto, always ready.

344
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:08,200
Super paretic!

345
00:40:18,930 --> 00:40:25,800
Pity please, don't hurt me.
l can't take anymore! Please!

346
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,750
Punish the great God Titan told, enough!

347
00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:33,600
l can't see him
suffer like this, l'll tell you all.

348
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,350
Torturer, desist !

349
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,880
But chief l didn't even get started.

350
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,080
Oh, pity please!
pity please !

351
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:49,360
All right, Druid, let me in on the secret;
if not l'll have him finish the job.

352
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:55,320
l'll prepare the potion in front of you
but l need a number of ingredients...

353
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:59,100
that l can only find in the forest.
- What scared-i cats these Gauls are !

354
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:06,050
You will have what you need, go with him
l will hold the other Gaul as a hostage.

355
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,500
l'll need mistletoe...

356
00:41:55,500 --> 00:42:03,800
herbs and a few roots,
and meadow flowers.

357
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:12,300
- The Druid is back.
- Now he wants a big pot.

358
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:14,740
Then give him one !

359
00:42:16,990 --> 00:42:23,100
Just a pinch of salt, a tiny touch
of pepper and let it bubble.

360
00:42:23,510 --> 00:42:27,950
- Bubble ? Bubble oh make it bubble fast.
- Something is lacking.

361
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:32,560
- An ingredient that is important,
- What ? What ? What ?

362
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:37,960
- Strawberries.
- Strawberries, at this season ?

363
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:43,800
Of course it won't be that easy,
we could wait until the right season.

364
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:48,250
No, Quick!  Send out our fastest messengers.
l want strawberries, strawberries !

365
00:42:48,330 --> 00:42:50,950
Strawberries, strawberries !

366
00:42:57,140 --> 00:43:01,610
- Asterix, you get good ideas.
- You are the one who thought of ...

367
00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:05,660
sending them strawberry picking,
while we lounge at Caesar's expense.

368
00:43:15,590 --> 00:43:19,710
The messengers have been gone for
days, not a single one has returned.

369
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:30,590
The messengers have come back!
Oh, Bonus Belonus !
- That's fine.

370
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:36,200
- Hail Bonus Belonus.
- Hail my legionaries, did you find them ?

371
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,550
-No!
- No sir !
- No strawberries, Bonus.

372
00:43:40,550 --> 00:43:42,730
And we lost Julius Octopus.

373
00:43:43,930 --> 00:43:47,300
Here l am, Bonus Belonus.

374
00:43:47,300 --> 00:43:51,550
Look, look! I found the strawberry.
I ran into a route merchant...

375
00:43:51,550 --> 00:43:54,000
just back from Greece,
l had to pay their weight in gold !

376
00:43:54,180 --> 00:43:58,650
That's good, you shall have a reward,
l grant you a pass to Rome and you've...

377
00:43:58,650 --> 00:44:03,740
my permission to go to the circus.
- l'm going to the circus !

378
00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:11,380
Druid, here are the strawberries
you needed for your magic potion.

379
00:44:12,300 --> 00:44:16,950
- What do you think of them Asterix ?
- l'm not sure they are of fine quality.

380
00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:27,640
Could be worse.

381
00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:42,690
l've changed my opinion
they are excellent.

382
00:44:42,770 --> 00:44:47,050
Yes, just what l needed for my potion,
send for another basket.

383
00:44:47,410 --> 00:44:53,300
Oh!
l've had about enough!
You're driving me mad.

384
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,880
You're not being fair.

385
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:03,130
All right, all right, take it easy,
don't cry l'll prepare your potion.

386
00:45:04,550 --> 00:45:08,950
- Stop crying, he'll prepare it.
- Sure!  You'll see.
l'll make it without strawberries.

387
00:45:08,990 --> 00:45:10,800
Of course it won't be as sweet.

388
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,000
Anyhow, strawberries can give
you a rash.

389
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:53,270
- lt's ready, it's best to serve it hot.
- Me first!

390
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:02,360
Where is the proof that your potion
is not a poison, by Jupiter ?

391
00:46:02,490 --> 00:46:05,700
l'll be happy to taste it
first if you are afraid.

392
00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:10,210
No, if this potion is the real one
it will increase your power ...

393
00:46:10,290 --> 00:46:13,600
and you will become invincible.
l want a volunteer !

394
00:46:17,660 --> 00:46:21,860
l said l am calling for a volunteer.

395
00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:25,450
Oh, Bonus Belonus, don't risk
the life of a legionnaire,

396
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:29,000
try the potion on some ordinary person
for the experiment.

397
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,500
Good idea !

398
00:46:33,670 --> 00:46:36,630
- You come over here, friend.
- Who?  Me?

399
00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:41,000
How do you do, my good friend?
Are you well?

400
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,280
No l am not well.
I was told I would sell my cart,

401
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:49,350
but no one wants to buy my cart.
I need my dreamer's bucks!
And it is all his fault !

402
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:56,160
l don't quite get what you mean but for
consolation you may have some of this.

403
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,640
No thanks, l don't drink.

404
00:47:01,330 --> 00:47:04,050
Drink it !

405
00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:27,750
What are you looking at me like that for?
Didn't you ever see a cart dealer taking a drink, huh?

406
00:47:27,950 --> 00:47:30,990
After drinking this potion,
you are the worlds strongest man.

407
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,300
Me ?

408
00:47:34,870 --> 00:47:40,470
You're so funny!
He's a big joker.

409
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:45,670
- That's what we'll find out.  You punch someone!
- But l'm not mad at anybody.

410
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:50,400
A volunteer
for a good wallop !

411
00:48:03,170 --> 00:48:07,650
l would like a bit more enthusiasm
when l call for a volunteer.

412
00:48:07,770 --> 00:48:11,290
- Me, l'll volunteer.
- You, that's an idea, by Jupiter.

413
00:48:15,220 --> 00:48:17,420
- Go on !
- Go ahead, hit him !

414
00:48:17,540 --> 00:48:21,580
- Go on, hit him !
- Hit him, you fool !

415
00:48:28,270 --> 00:48:31,580
By Jupiter, its absolutely marvellous.

416
00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:35,670
- Did it hurt much ?
- l thought the sky dropped on my head.

417
00:48:35,950 --> 00:48:40,750
Well you don't need me
anymore; so, l guess l'll go.

418
00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:53,700
♪  A dealer, is off this time!
♪  It's so glad, I want you try.

419
00:48:53,700 --> 00:48:57,500
♪  Even though, my ox slide down,
♪  I can get - along side well.

420
00:48:57,500 --> 00:49:01,350
♪  Without see, I know I get you
♪  Get my great, don't you, don't you!

421
00:49:01,350 --> 00:49:05,900
♪  No more feel, wil fill my heart
♪  I myself, will build the cart....

422
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:13,600
♪  My cart grows, without a head.
♪  At this great, I will be great.

423
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:17,300
♪  I have saved, my cotton grain.
♪  Though I try, to use my brain.

424
00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:21,250
♪  Little, little keen are!
♪  It's so gay, I want to slash.

425
00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:25,700
♪  With the pack my oxen bring,
♪  I can laugh and I can sing!

426
00:49:28,110 --> 00:49:37,600
That potion is simply,
in it, the magic.

427
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:45,710
Forward, come and get your magic potion.

428
00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:10,250
The road to Rome lies before us,
oh, Marcus Souerpus, Caesar's days are numbered.

429
00:50:17,710 --> 00:50:21,700
You Druid, you write down the
recipe of the magic potion.

430
00:50:22,230 --> 00:50:26,990
They shall be cooked once it is in our
possession, that will teach them a lesson.

431
00:50:27,190 --> 00:50:29,230
That's a good idea, I guess.

432
00:50:33,650 --> 00:50:36,670
Let us tryout our great new strength.

433
00:50:55,330 --> 00:50:58,640
l'll try to overdo it.
l'll try that boulder.

434
00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:07,130
A smaller one.

435
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:11,200
Yes, this one, too!

436
00:51:13,460 --> 00:51:16,620
l'm strong, l am a superman !

437
00:51:17,110 --> 00:51:19,140
- What great power !
- Yes!

438
00:51:19,230 --> 00:51:20,630
- Bonus Belonus ?
- Huh ?

439
00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:23,630
There is no powers
in lifting that little stone.

440
00:51:23,630 --> 00:51:25,350
You're right !

441
00:51:27,670 --> 00:51:31,960
So you tricked me you Gauls,
this potion is not magic.

442
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:36,040
Yes it is !

443
00:51:43,970 --> 00:51:47,520
Oh Bonus Belonus, lets settle
the hash of these Gauls.

444
00:51:47,650 --> 00:51:50,320
How dare you appear
before me without shaving ?

445
00:51:53,130 --> 00:51:55,770
A good legionnaire
should be clean shaven !

446
00:51:55,890 --> 00:51:58,730
You are right but a legionnaire
leader should set an example.

447
00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:03,420
- But, what, what is gong on ?
- Look at them !

448
00:52:10,980 --> 00:52:13,250
What's happening here Druid ?

449
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,650
lt's an old formula
for a hair growing lotion,

450
00:52:17,650 --> 00:52:22,250
an extremely powerful one.
The hair on you heads and on your face...

451
00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:25,650
will grow and grow
with the fastest pace.

452
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:40,280
l will have you killed.
Give me the anti-dote for this.

453
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,900
lf you kill us, who will
make the antidote for you?

454
00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:49,000
Anyhow, we are a little bit tired today.

455
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Yes, we are going to retire to our tent.

456
00:52:55,900 --> 00:52:59,100
Hey, you two!
Hey!  Hey, wait!

457
00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:03,300
What's wrong, oh, Bonus Belonus ?

458
00:53:03,700 --> 00:53:06,980
- l caught my foot in my beard, imbecile !

459
00:53:30,330 --> 00:53:35,450
l am at the mercy of these Gauls.
It looks like they won.
l'll have to bargain with them.

460
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:58,900
- Three thousand and seventy five.
- What ?

461
00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:04,200
lt's a new game we invented, one who sees
a beard gets 15 points, 10 thousands wins.

462
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,500
You've got your goal, you Gaul,
well what do you want ?

463
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:14,120
- Promise not to put hairs about it ?
- Don't you mention hairs again, you hear ?

464
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:17,240
- That's for the beards.
- No! No! Wait, please!

465
00:54:21,100 --> 00:54:23,160
All right but don't get in my hair again.

466
00:54:26,150 --> 00:54:30,770
All that's exact to
a hair we'll listen !

467
00:54:31,130 --> 00:54:35,650
All right, l give up, just give me the
antidote and l'll let you go free.

468
00:54:36,060 --> 00:54:39,890
Well, you see!  l don't feel very
much feel like working now.

469
00:54:40,140 --> 00:54:42,100
He gets a hand for being hair brained.

470
00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:45,170
You wouldn't think
he's just had a close shave.

471
00:54:45,340 --> 00:54:49,200
All right, all right don't get so upset,
l'll do it.

472
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:54,000
l'll have to go out again and
get all the ingredients in the forest.

473
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,700
Yes, but with an escort.

474
00:54:57,910 --> 00:55:00,430
Why did you accept so fast,
he's up to no good.

475
00:55:00,510 --> 00:55:04,250
The effects of the potion l laid down
aren't going to last very long.

476
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:11,110
Tomorrow there won't be any beards,
so we'd better try to get out of here.

477
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:16,800
As soon as l'm rid of this long hair
and this beard, l'll murder those Gauls.

478
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:20,680
lt will give me a righteous satisfaction.

479
00:55:21,810 --> 00:55:26,440
We have come to escort you to the forest
so you can gather the ingredients for the anti-dote.

480
00:55:36,460 --> 00:55:40,580
l have a plan.
that would make us all great!
we've got a brilliant idea.

481
00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:45,330
You will keep off my beard.

482
00:55:46,870 --> 00:55:48,940
Keep your beard off from under my feet.

483
00:55:56,030 --> 00:55:58,750
Come on hurry, our beards keep growing.

484
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:04,670
l think that now l have got
pretty much what is necessary.

485
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:16,360
- lt's only us.
- That's fine, well get to work.

486
00:56:17,810 --> 00:56:23,010
l've been working all morning, l hope
l will be able to take a rest sometime, maybe.

487
00:56:24,290 --> 00:56:28,330
- Where are you going ?
- But can l see the Druid prepare the anti -dote ?

488
00:56:28,450 --> 00:56:31,410
No, better not, you would hinder us,
you are too nervous.

489
00:56:31,860 --> 00:56:35,300
You guards, watch this tent,
see to it they don't escape.

490
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,750
Ah!  Let's go!
You see, Asterix, my friend.

491
00:56:50,750 --> 00:56:55,950
Here in the small pot l have prepared
our real magic potion.

492
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,600
l think we will need your muscles
if we are to get out of here.

493
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,650
And here in the big pot
l have prepared the anti dote.

494
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,750
water, salt, vegetables and a marrow bone.

495
00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:12,650
since we have to taste it in front of the Romans,
l thought you would like something good.

496
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:39,200
The magic potion is ready,
might as well take a good portion.

497
00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:50,100
All right, now call our bearded hosts.

498
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,150
Hey Romans, soups on !

499
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:58,550
- You bring that pot out here.
- All right, all right.

500
00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,800
You taste it first.

501
00:58:21,610 --> 00:58:26,210
- ls it good ?
- lt's fine, but l like it with a little more salt.

502
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:28,200
lt's your turn Bonus Belonus.

503
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:39,180
You really are clever! Just watch my moustache,
you will see it stops growing.

504
00:58:46,790 --> 00:58:51,030
By Jupiter, it is true, drink men.

505
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000
They swim like swines.

506
00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:57,600
Yes!

507
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:06,240
- Now my guards, seize those two Gauls.
- The pleasure is mine.

508
00:59:07,490 --> 00:59:09,840
Not by the hair of your chinny chin chin.

509
00:59:09,970 --> 00:59:14,920
Let me go, please let me go, help me.

510
00:59:20,210 --> 00:59:24,180
Run, we'll leave while they
are picking up the pieces.

511
00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:30,210
- l was just starting to have some fun.
- Halt you, get back in there.

512
00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:34,300
Romans !

513
00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:41,870
More Romans !

514
00:59:48,030 --> 00:59:49,230
Many more !

515
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:58,480
More there ! We are surrounded.

516
01:00:03,290 --> 01:00:07,680
Reinforcements, they got here
just in time, what luck.

517
01:00:08,050 --> 01:00:09,560
lt's not so good.

518
01:00:09,690 --> 01:00:14,720
Now l've got you Gauls,
l'll have you eaten by the lions.

519
01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:21,090
Oh, Bonus Belonus, you are
awaited in your tent. It's urgent.

520
01:00:21,220 --> 01:00:23,810
- Urgent ?
- Yes urgent.

521
01:00:34,990 --> 01:00:37,550
Who's cloak is this littering my tent ?

522
01:00:37,950 --> 01:00:41,180
Remnant of Caesar,
that which is Caesar.

523
01:00:41,310 --> 01:00:43,830
- Julius Caesar ?
- ln person.

524
01:00:51,350 --> 01:00:54,600
l have come to find out exactly what you
are been doing about the Gauls.

525
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,200
And I want to know what has been
going on here to keep your garrison...

526
01:00:58,250 --> 01:01:00,800
from receiving me with all due honour.

527
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,900
Well, uh ... I mean,
you see, uh!

528
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:09,500
We've been fighting with...
What l mean is we've been fighting some Gauls.

529
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:11,900
Fighting some Gauls?
How many Gauls ?

530
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:14,600
Two.

531
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:18,930
By Cleopatra, show me the two man who
are capable of standing up against...

532
01:01:19,020 --> 01:01:21,610
a garrison of my legionaries.

533
01:01:30,710 --> 01:01:34,990
Well, so there are the terrible Gauls ?

534
01:01:35,310 --> 01:01:37,980
Tell me just what happened here ?

535
01:01:40,430 --> 01:01:44,550
Caesar, Bonus Belonus was trying
to steal our magic potion so he...

536
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:48,710
would be invincible.
He intended to become emperor.

537
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:53,600
Well, well
Uh, I...
well, let me explain...

538
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,050
You needn't, bother!

539
01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:58,900
You go and shave, will you?
You and your men will be...

540
01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:01,100
leaving immediately for Lower Mongolia.

541
01:02:01,140 --> 01:02:04,100
Are  there're other barbarians there,
by fight performance?

542
01:02:04,100 --> 01:02:08,250
Uh, but l could explain everything.

543
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:15,550
And as for you, in exchange for the
services you have rendered,

544
01:02:15,750 --> 01:02:17,960
I shall allow you your liberty,

545
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:21,150
but this one only is the moment
whence I pay respect to you, Gaul

546
01:02:21,150 --> 01:02:22,850
We will meet before long.

547
01:02:22,950 --> 01:02:25,850
l'll count on that, Caesar.

548
01:02:36,110 --> 01:02:38,420
By the Gods here they are.

549
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:55,840
Hooray Panoramix, Hooray Tunabrix
our chief hooray Asterix,

550
01:02:56,210 --> 01:03:01,280
Let us rejoice for our brothers
have reached a decisive new victory.

551
01:03:01,410 --> 01:03:06,280
Hooray for Tunabrix, our chief.

552
01:03:06,410 --> 01:03:08,930
Let the festivities start.

553
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:46,640
[ Under a star studded sky, the little
fortified village of brave Gauls ]

554
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:51,100
[ celebrated one more victory. Obtained
through the protection of their Gods, ]

555
01:03:51,150 --> 01:03:56,200
[ their own intelligence, magic and courage. ]

556
01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:02,250
[ They knew the future would bring them
further victories over the Roman legions. ]


